Y’know, one of these days somebody is finally going to put a stop to yoga guy’s incessant noise creating machniations. Sadly this is not that day.
His latest variation is a collection of drum and bell type instruments. Apparently he’s trying to add something of a beat and / or ring to his “music”. Personally I think he’s simply trying to deafen everyone.
He was overheard talking at the Nutjob Hills Diner recently about how he recently aquired a truckload of, and I quote “exciting innovative percussion mallets“. Exactly how a percussion mallet (basically a hammer you beat various drums and bells with to make “music”) could possibly be exciting. Of course I’m not exactly a big time music guy either. This is especially true since yoga guy moved in next door.
I can however easily imagine a use for those mallets that would indeed be music to my ears.
Unfortunately that would make a really disgusting mess and involve a mountain of paperwork. Neither of which I want to deal with.