Wanted: Lemon Picker
A guy applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” he replied. “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyota’s, and I voted for Obama”
He got the job.
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