*NOTE* To the ladies who read this blog: I want to clarify here that I am NOT picking on women, I’m picking on the Obama administration.

If the Obama administration was a woman, plus size lingerie would fit her like a micro-bikini fits Hollywood’s hottest starlet.

Her appetite for chocolate, like the Obama administration’s appetite for taxes, would outstrip any woman before her.

When you took her out she would always say she’s not hungry and then order the biggest, most expensive thing on the menu.  Twice.

Her house would be a complete pig sty, yet she would tell others how to clean house.

She would never cook, yet she would insist on three course dinners as a standard meal.

She would say she loves you, even though it’s obvious that mashed potatoes and gravy are far more important to her than you are.

She would use an electric power fork, yet insist that you observe all the rules of dining etiquette.

The heaviest thing she would lift is a seven layer lasagna.

She would insist that she was born in Hawaii in spite of the fact that you know she was born in Kenya.

She would require you to be dressed to the nines at all times while she scarred your psyche by lounging around naked.

The “two second rule” would be extended to twenty minutes.

She would brag to everybody else that you satisfy her totally and then in private she’d spend hours telling you how inadequate you are.

When something bad happened, she’d talk big and want to know “whose ass to kick”, yet even when the answer is clear for everyone to see nothing would happen.

She would have the largest arse in creation and be the biggest mistake you’ve made in over 200 years.

Feel free to add to this list in the comments!

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