A Peculiar Blog

When the news of Bobs disappearance last December finally broke I have to admit that it was more than a littel entertaining browsing through the many rumors and alleged “Bob sightings” that started flowing through the endless rumor mills around the world.

The thing is though that it’s not nearly so funny or entertaining anymore.  Oh there is still the occasional exception but really, am I actually expected to believe that Bob has decided that the best way to light the new warehouse that he allegedly bought in New York City was to use brown wire lights?

First up, those are Christmas lights, they’re made using brown wire instead of the usual green so that the wireing can be easily concealed.  They’re not meant to be used to light up a 12,000 square foot warehouse.

Speaking of that, just exactly why would Bob need such a warehouse?  More importantly, how is he going to pay for it when he hardly ever has any money and what little he does have he spends on “Babes of Star Trek Gone Wild” videos to add to his collection.

Really, I think I’m ready for this to stop.