According to yet another of the endless stream of rumors about Bob some rumormonger has convinced a lot of people that the reason Bob has not returned is that he’s basically decided to chuck it all and become a full time beach bum.

Of course, a rumor about Bob would not be entirely complete without some form of excess involved.  In this case it seems that Bob is allegedly not satisfied with being a beach bum on just one beach.  Oh no.  The rumormonger insists that Bob has bought no less than five beach houses at, each one on a different yet equally epic beach.

He / she / it also says that Bob has taken up surfing and deep sea fishing.  Two activities that Bob is, because he’s only 4 inches tall, particularly unsuited for to say the very least.

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