In one of the latest rumors the rumormonger in question is doing it’s level best to convince people to invest in a project that Bob is allegedly starting up.

According to the rumor this started one day recently when he encountered a problem with a kitchen knife not being near sharp enough to cut a roast into servings.  So, in typical over-reaction fashion the rumormonger says that Bob decided to remedy the situation and make money doing so.  It claims that he placed a hefty order for diamond blades at and is now proceeding to create kitchen utensils that have ultra sharp diamond blades.

Of course, anyone that’s ever cooked a roast knows full well that once cooked, carving it is actually almost painfully easy.  In fact, one can usually tear it apart with a fork and create servings that way with no carving or sharp instruments needed.

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