It all started because Ralph was jealous.  He had seen several of his friends start businesses and become reasonably successful.  While none of them were “rich”, they all had plenty of money for everything they needed and a lot of what they wanted.

Not so for Ralph.  He continued scraping by from paycheck to paycheck, seemingly always short of money and having to balance very carefully which bills were paid when to keep from falling very far behind on any one of them.

Finally he decided to take a shot at going into business.  It took him six months of very careful budgeting to save enough to get started.  Finally he placed an add in a national men’s magazine offering pictures of a 20 year old nude Farah Facet.  He even went so far as to offer Free Shipping.

Later he ended up not renewing his advertisement after he got reactions from several customers who were very dis-satisfied with the pictures that he sent them.

Personally I don’t know why they complained.  They got exactly what he promised.  The pictures were of a twenty year old faucet that very clearly had the name “Farah” stamped on them.  No clothing was evident in any of the pictures so therefore they were nude.

“Caveat Emptor”

Be Sociable, Share!
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • email
  • Google Reader
If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!

Filed under: Nutjob Hills

Like this post? Subscribe to my RSS feed and get loads more!