Archive for the 'Humor' Category

The Gall Of Some People!

My neighbor, the one who tried to interest me in geriatric insurance, has once again proven (as if I didn’t know already) that the old saying “Some people never learn” is still as true today as it was whenever it was first coined. Today he actually had the nerve to come back.  This time he […]

Anyone For Freshly Strangled Neighbor?

Ok, I did NOT actually just strangle my neighbor, I did however think very seriously about it for a few seconds.  You see, he’s got this new part time job as an insurance salesman and of course, like any “good” salesman, he’s going around to put the bite on all of his neighbors, friends and […]

Vulcan Humor Is Dangerous

Have you ever wondered why Vulcans suppress not only emotions but anything that even remotely resembles a sense of humor? Because allowing that sense of humor to be expressed is dangerous to everyone. It seems that once they get started, there’s no stopping them.  They become convinced that their “jokes” must be carried to their […]

Lights On, Nobody Home

All cities have construction contractors.  Firms of various sizes handle all of the construction from huge glass and steel office towers to new home construction and remodeling.  Here in Nutjob Hills we also have a few construction firms.  We’ve also got a self described “Construction Guru”.  This guy is a cross between a construction company, […]

Wanted: Lemon Picker

A guy applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove.  The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” he replied.  “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyota’s, and I voted for Obama” He […]